Specious Torah argument game

DovBear has a new game, created by The Hedyot; to make the most specious, badly constructed argument using Torah as you possibly can. It's pure leitzonus and undoubtedly playing it (or finding the thread as funny as it is!) is a highway to hell, but it makes a good point. The arguments being made in pure jest are no less logically sound that plenty of serious claims and arguments made using Torah.